Dylan Watkins This workflow corresponds to n8n.io template #14984 — we link there as the canonical source.
This workflow follows the Facebookgraphapi → Google Sheets recipe pattern — see all workflows that pair these two integrations.
The workflow JSON
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"name": "Uber Black to Casino",
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"url": "https://api.uber.com/v1/requests",
"options": {},
"authentication": "genericCredentialType"
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{
"id": "7682b674-c0d6-430d-923d-3ae196d4b172",
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"functionCode": "// Calculate arbitrage opportunities\nconst site1Odds = $input.first().json;\nconst site2Odds = $input.all()[1].json;\n\nlet arbitrageOpps = [];\n\nfor (let game of site1Odds.games) {\n const matchingGame = site2Odds.games.find(g => g.id === game.id);\n if (matchingGame) {\n const impliedProb1 = 1 / game.odds;\n const impliedProb2 = 1 / matchingGame.odds;\n const totalImplied = impliedProb1 + impliedProb2;\n \n if (totalImplied < 1) {\n const profit = ((1 / totalImplied) - 1) * 100;\n if (profit > 2) { // Only 2%+ arbitrage\n arbitrageOpps.push({\n game: game.name,\n profit: profit.toFixed(2),\n bet1: { site: 'Site1', odds: game.odds, stake: (impliedProb1 * 1000).toFixed(2) },\n bet2: { site: 'Site2', odds: matchingGame.odds, stake: (impliedProb2 * 1000).toFixed(2) }\n });\n }\n }\n }\n}\n\nreturn arbitrageOpps.map(opp => ({ json: opp }));"
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"options": {}
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"method": "POST",
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"method": "POST",
"options": {},
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"sendBody": true,
"sendHeaders": true,
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"parameters": {
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"parameters": {
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"options": {},
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"parameters": {
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{
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"parameters": {
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{
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"name": "Data Normalizer",
"type": "n8n-nodes-base.function",
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"parameters": {
"functionCode": "return [\n {\n json: {\n id: \"12345\",\n title: \"Like New iPhone 13 Pro\",\n price: 899,\n description: \"Mint condition, used for 2 months\",\n seller: \"John Smith\",\n seller_id: \"1029384756\",\n image_url: \"https://example.com/iphone.jpg\",\n location: \"Seattle, WA\",\n posted: \"2 hours ago\"\n }\n },\n {\n json: {\n id: \"67890\",\n title: \"Gaming PC RTX 3080\",\n price: 1500,\n description: \"High-end gaming rig, barely used\",\n seller: \"Mike Johnson\",\n seller_id: \"5647382910\",\n image_url: \"https://example.com/pc.jpg\",\n location: \"Portland, OR\",\n posted: \"1 day ago\"\n }\n }\n];"
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"name": "Deal Analyzer",
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"parameters": {
"functionCode": "const successProbability = Math.floor($json.marketDemand * 100) - \n ($json.offerStrategy === 'aggressive' ? 35 : \n $json.offerStrategy === 'moderate' ? 20 : 10);\n\nreturn {\n json: {\n ...$json,\n successProbability: Math.max(5, successProbability),\n negotiationStage: 'Initial Offer',\n lastOffer: $json.lowballOffer,\n totalOpportunityValue: $json.opportunityValue\n }\n};"
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"functionCode": "const newOffer = Math.round($json.lastOffer * 0.85);\nreturn {\n json: {\n ...$json,\n negotiationStage: 'Nuclear Offer',\n lastOffer: newOffer,\n totalOpportunityValue: $json.price - newOffer,\n successProbability: Math.min(90, $json.successProbability + 15)\n }\n};"
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"name": "CRM Integration",
"type": "n8n-nodes-base.salesforce",
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"parameters": {
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"lastname": "=",
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{
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"parameters": {
"text": "=",
"chatId": "=",
"forceReply": {},
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},
"typeVersion": 1
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{
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"name": "Value Calculator",
"type": "n8n-nodes-base.function",
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"parameters": {
"functionCode": "const totals = {\n totalOpportunityValue: items.reduce((sum, item) => sum + item.json.totalOpportunityValue, 0),\n averageDiscount: Math.round(items.reduce((sum, item) => sum + (item.json.totalOpportunityValue/item.json.price), 0) / items.length * 100),\n totalOffers: items.length\n};\n\nreturn [{\n json: totals\n}];"
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{
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"parameters": {
"edge": "=",
"node": "=",
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"functionCode": "const strategies = {\n 'aggressive': 0.15,\n 'moderate': 0.25,\n 'soft': 0.35\n};\n\nconst marketDemand = {\n 'iPhone': 0.85,\n 'Gaming': 0.65,\n 'Macbook': 0.75,\n 'RTX': 0.70,\n 'Designer': 0.55\n};\n\n// Detect item type\nlet itemType = 'other';\nObject.keys(marketDemand).forEach(key => {\n if ($json.title.includes(key)) itemType = key;\n});\n\n// Determine strategy based on demand\nconst strategy = marketDemand[itemType] > 0.7 ? 'aggressive' : \n marketDemand[itemType] > 0.6 ? 'moderate' : 'soft';\n\nconst offer = Math.round($json.price * strategies[strategy]);\n\nreturn {\n json: {\n ...$json,\n lowballOffer: offer,\n offerStrategy: strategy,\n marketDemand: marketDemand[itemType] || 0.5,\n opportunityValue: $json.price - offer\n }\n};"
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⚠️ Heads up: this is satire. The "Hell Yeah!" workflow is a parody of "automate your whole life with AI agents" grindset content. The API endpoints are fictional and the function nodes are illustrative stubs. It's published as a template because the patterns underneath the joke…
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